lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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soundlyawake:

communistbakery:

miss-nerdgasmz:

shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

EXCUSE U: how dare u forget baking soda

u also forgot whipped cream… how could u be so rude..

…like they literally don’t even have a brunette
kaeandlucy:

this is my all-time favourite tumblr post

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

king-of-aces:

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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Too real


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